That record in the window is famous in the world of wasp study as the most accurate documentation of wasp noises in the world, and I haven't managed to acquire a copy until now." Spray your windows and sills with wasp repellant spray, always works for me. "I'll have it out of the window and bagged up for you right away." Film Scott and Cassie playing an insanely fancy pretend game of "Thief". Aaand then we pan out to see two pigeons peck at the shrunken car. "There's some sort of wasp in the window," my wife says. The shopkeeper replies 'We don't sell wasps.' Home; Create . A: Because he was a litterbug. Close. Looking in the window, an album catches his eye: "The Sounds of Wasps from Around the World". If a wasp has gotten trapped in your house, the easiest way to get rid of it isn't swatting, it's opening up a way for the wasp to get out, where it really wants to be in the first place. Q: Why was the fly looking for the garbage can? Open all the windows and doors in the room. Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. asks the chemist. Q: How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web? Scare Chord! I skipped the big paragraph in the middle and still got the joke. One leaves a dent in the hood. A fella walks into a pet shop and says 'Give me a wasp.' A: It gave it a bug. The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world". Add a new Joke; Consume . Posted by 20 days ago. ... D Funny that I just saw this thread, I heard this tapping on the door and I thought it was the cat and it was this huge fat bee, really it was a boofer of a bee, I hope it wasn't trying to make it's nest near my house. I'd lift the sash, put a wide-mouth mason jar over the insect, slip a piece of thin cardboard between the jar and the window and carry the trapped wasp outdoors to freedom. Long. Really funny jokes-Sound of wasps The man who is the world's leading expert on wasps is walking through Droitwich one day when he passes an old vinyl record shop. On a warmer day I'd rescue it. "Hold on now," said the world expert on wasps. A tiny wasp, weighing only a few grams, flies in through the window, and stings one of the people. so i walked in some shop to buy a wasp - he said we dont sell wasps i said well theres one in your window . He says 'There's one in the window.' A page for describing Funny: Ant-Man and the Wasp. Sure enough, there's the hapless insect, trapped in the sun-baited space between panes in the southeast-facing window of our dining area. A man goes into Boots and says: 'Have you got Viagra?' so i walked in some shop to buy a wasp - he said we dont sell wasps i said well theres one in your window . 2.6k. 'Do you have a prescription?' The wasp loses its grip on the transparent barrier, falls to the sill and then resumes its futile upward climb. "Well, this is your lucky day," the shopkeeper said. Which is when Scott turns around to see a giant pigeon's unblinking eye outside the car window.